I think I'm Turning Japanese

I am going to move to Japan simply to watch all of their television. The video below is from a Japanese TV show gaki no tsukai ya arahende which roughly translates as I'm Not An Errand Boy or This Is No Job For Kids. I don't understand why the translation differs so much but I don't really care either. What I care about is that Japanese people go on TV and make complete asses of themselves for the world to see. Please don't think that I am looking down on them. Americans have Jerry Springer and honestly I think Japan has slightly more dignity at the end of the day because they don't.